301. LABIA MAJORA The third season opens with Bette and Tina trying to rekindle their
sexual groove after having a child; road rage grabs hold of Alice as she
chases after Dana through the streets of Los Angeles; Helena purchases a
movie studio; Jenny leaves the mid-west and heads back out to LA. Oz rating:7/10 - Good
opening to the season Slicey rating: 8/10 -
Better than expected; bring on the funny
302.
LOST WEEKEND Billie Blaikie, a flamboyant party promoter sets up shop at The Planet;
Alice refuses to let Helena throw out the life-size cut out of Dana; Jenny
wants to be more than just friends with Moira; and Bette feels her life is
out of her control. Oz rating:8/10 - Great
laughs, hot scenes & real issues
Slicey rating: 7/10 -
Carmen may have the best backside on tv, but is she right for Shane?
303.
LOBSTERS Shane sets up her hair stand at Venice Beach’s coolest new skate shop, WAX;
Jenny brings Moira home to L.A. and introduces her to the girls; Kit finds a
friend in Bette and Tina’s nanny, Angus; Alice continues her emotional
tailspin over losing Dana; Bette refuses to curb her spending; Tina goes to
work for Helena. Oz rating:7/10 -
Not alot of hotness but lots of drama, drama, drama!
304.
LIGHT MY FIRE Jenny gets worried after Moira disappears all night; Bette takes on Capitol
Hill; Carmen spins for Russell Simmons; Billie Jean King (playing herself)
interviews Dana at a tennis match; Kit wonders if she’s made the right
choice with Billie as The Planet’s new charge des affaires; Helena falls for
a documentary filmmaker. Oz rating:6/10 - What exactly do Sharmen get up to on the couch
behind Alice?
305. LIFELINE
Dana gets the results of her biopsy and hears the “c word;” Alice meets
Uta, a lesbian vampire at “Bisexual Speed-Dating; Bette accidentally
discovers something disturbing in Tina's online chat room; ex-flame Cherie
drops into WAX and Shane's chair; Jenny gets word that a publisher is
interested in her work and tries to be supportive with Moira's transition to
Max. Oz rating:7.5/10 - I know Shane's a bad girl...but how hot was that pool
scene?
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306.
LIFESIZE Tina continues to struggle with her sexual feelings for men; Kit gives in to
Angus; the girls rush to the hospital to be by Dana's side; New York comes
calling to Jenny; Moira finds there's a shortcut to getting male hormones. Oz rating: 8/10
Tears over Dana but anger over no Sharmen make up sex scene!
307.
LONE STAR
As a business trip to Canada gives Tina a chance to pursue her sexual
longing for men, chemotherapy causes Dana to angrily lash out at Lara.
308. LATECOMER Jenny arranges a charity event to support Moira/Max, Helena takes the
girls to a surprise trip to honor Dana in her recovery, and Carmen is still
dealing with the aftermath of Shane's ex. Oz rating: 5/10
5 words...Kate & Leisha playing Playstation
309.
LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
Dana meets Dr. Susan Love and looks like she's on the road to recovery;
Carmen comes out to her family; Helena gets slapped with a law suit; Jenny
goes to an F to M transsexual support group to deal with Max; Bette keeps
struggling to find inner peace. Oz rating: 7/10
OMG the hilarity of the Tranny-Prom. Jenny is the best!
310.
LOSING THE LIGHT Alice keeps vigil at Dana's bedside while she takes a turn for the
worse; Carmen drops the unexpected on Shane; Bette's attempts at inner peace
don't come easily; Lara calls from France looking for Dana; Jenny meets up
with her ex-husband Tim and introduces him to Max; Peggy Peabody flies in to
save Helena and the company; Tina embraces settles in with Henry. Oz rating: GAHHH! Too
much Tim not enough Dana *sob*
Alice steals some of Dana's ashes; Bette thinks about fighting for sole
custody of baby Angelica; Lara arrives home too late; and, Max finally lands
a job where Moira got turned down. Oz rating: Aww
flashbacks of S1 Dana...we'll miss you!
312. LEFT HAND OF THE GODDESS The girls plan for Shane and Carmen's wedding while still grieving the
loss of Dana. Shane goes to Oregon to meet her estranged father. Kit finds
out she's pregnant. Bette continues to consider sole custody of Angelica,
with Joyce Wischnia acting as attorney-at-large. Jenny realizes that Max's
quest to fit in is not what she wants. Oz rating: How
outrageously out of character for Shane (not talking to Carmen about her
plans)
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The third season opens with Bette and Tina trying to rekindle their
sexual groove after having a child; road rage grabs hold of Alice as she
chases after Dana through the streets of Los Angeles; Helena purchases a
movie studio; Jenny leaves the mid-west and heads back out to LA.
Billie Blaikie, a flamboyant party promoter sets up shop at The Planet;
Alice refuses to let Helena throw out the life-size cut out of Dana; Jenny
wants to be more than just friends with Moira; and Bette feels her life is
out of her control.
Shane sets up her hair stand at Venice Beach’s coolest new skate shop, WAX;
Jenny brings Moira home to L.A. and introduces her to the girls; Kit finds a
friend in Bette and Tina’s nanny, Angus; Alice continues her emotional
tailspin over losing Dana; Bette refuses to curb her spending; Tina goes to
work for Helena.
Jenny gets worried after Moira disappears all night; Bette takes on Capitol
Hill; Carmen spins for Russell Simmons; Billie Jean King (playing herself)
interviews Dana at a tennis match; Kit wonders if she’s made the right
choice with Billie as The Planet’s new charge des affaires; Helena falls for
a documentary filmmaker.
Dana gets the results of her biopsy and hears the “c word;” Alice meets
Uta, a lesbian vampire at “Bisexual Speed-Dating; Bette accidentally
discovers something disturbing in Tina's online chat room; ex-flame Cherie
drops into WAX and Shane's chair; Jenny gets word that a publisher is
interested in her work and tries to be supportive with Moira's transition to
Max. 
Alice keeps vigil at Dana's bedside while she takes a turn for the
worse; Carmen drops the unexpected on Shane; Bette's attempts at inner peace
don't come easily; Lara calls from France looking for Dana; Jenny meets up
with her ex-husband Tim and introduces him to Max; Peggy Peabody flies in to
save Helena and the company; Tina embraces settles in with Henry.