Jenny - I can't be around you anymore. It's
confusing to me and makes me feel insane.
Alice - Hey Gabby you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind...
Shane - Easy with the 80's pop this early in the morning.
Shane - I don't know Al, she still seems pretty cold in the streets to me.
Alice - Cold in the streets, hot in the sheets!
Dana - [To Lara] Oh Jesus, you're disfigured!
Lara - I'm not disfigured. Look. [Holds up her injured hand]
Lara - Second-degree burn from the Béchamel sauce, runaway shish kebab, bite
from a particularly hostile live lobster and electric can opener.
Dana - Is there anything I can do?
Lara - You could kiss it and make it better.
Tim - I'm obviously no match for you.
Marina - You never know until you try.
Gabby - [Holds up flyer] Looks like Shane finally tangled with the wrong
Bette - [At Shane's outfit] My God, it's the Unabomber.
Dana - Guys, there's a giant billboard of Shane on Sunset! [off Shane's
look] Just kidding.
Alice - How many times do I have to tell you, no sundresses!
Dana - But I'm going to a nice place, someone might see me.
Alice - One guy recognises you and you think you're like Tiger Woods.
Tina - She's an emotional cripple.
Bette - Emotional cripple slash narcissistic personality disorder!
Tina - When she calls you, you have to end it.
Alice - I know, it's just...
Bette - Just nothing. What are you gonna do?
Alice - Well, I was going to ask her...
Bette - No asking.
Tina - You're going to tell her. Say Gabby, I really enjoyed the time we
spent together but it is obvious to me that we are in different places in
our lives and we want different things from a relationship, and I respect
myself too much to let you treat me this way.
Bette - It's clear to me now that you are an emotional cripple without the
capacity to understand true love.
Tina - And I'm no longer willing to waste my valuable time on you.
Bette - So step off, bitch.
Alice - Do you guys know they want me to do a piece on the 45 minute orgasm?
I mean, by definition they're short and intense - at least for me they are.
Bette - Tell him to bite me.
James - I can't tell him that!
Bette - Tell him that all great art is a response to small minded corporate
fascists trying to impose their ignorance on the sheep-like masses.
James - I'll tell him you have a dentist appointment.
Lacey - So what do you think? I learned Photoshop!
Shane - You're beautiful, and I like you a lot, but I like a lot of people.
Lacey - I guess I got carried away with all the posters and flyers and
Shane - You mean, you made banners?
Lacey - Just one, but they wouldn't let me hang it at Girl Bar.
Lacey - I don't want a relationship with you, I just want to be with you all
Peggy - You're the lesbian.
Bette - Excuse me?
Peggy - The lesbian museum director.
Bette - I'm sorry...
Peggy - I was a lesbian once. In 1974.
Bette - Just 1974?
Peggy - Just 1974. That was all I needed.
Bette - well, you know, that's what we refer to as a "has-bian"
Gabby - Hey stranger, you ran out the other night.
Alice - Yeah well, twelve's a crowd.
Peggy - [to Bette] Oh please, don't be such a pussy.
Bette - She photographed the same woman for twelve years. I mean, can you
imagine that? That act of looking, looking and seeing and re-seeing, just
trying to get to the truth of someone. I mean there is incredible mystery
and passion in that work, you know?
Jenny - I don't know what to do. Every time I look at you I feel so