Jenny: (After Luchi slaps woman in script reading) "That was awesome! That
was totally amazing. I loved it."
Alice: "Are you gonna go, Shane?"
Shane: "Uh, I haven't decided yet."
Alice: "Oh come on, when's the last time you missed a club opening."
Jenny: "It's gonna be torture for her."
Shane: "I didn't say that. I just said I hadn't decided. That's all."
(Bette finds out Tina slept with Brenda on
the first date)
Jodi: "OW! What the fuck, Bette?"
Bette: "I don't know, I just think we should
sign Angelica up for self-defence class."
Tina: "Let's just wait til she gets out of the stroller first."
Kit: "What if this motherfucker has a gun?"
Alice: "I think Summer likes you."
Shane: "Would you please shut the fuck up? God, frickin mouth."
Alice: "Has anybody seen Shane's vagina, 'cause I think she dropped it
Tina: "She's not fuckable!"
Jenny: "You have a small dick!"
Producer: "How does she know how small my dick is?!"
Kit: "She's a hottie."
Shane: "That's NOT why I'm playing this game."
Alice: "C'mon, what's the point of going to
a secret love party without my secret love?"
Shane: "That I love."
Shane: "Because it's see-through."
Jenny: "Can I have a Nicorette?"
Jenny: "I got a present! I'm so excited, I
love presents so much. Nobody gives me presents."
Jenny: "Oh my God, this is so expensive. I
could buy a house ... in Cambodia, with this watch."
Jenny: Why are you looking at me like that?
Shane: "Jesus Christ, it's like South Beach
"There's some girl out front, says she's a
director. Says she wants to put She Bar in a movie."
Shane: "Guess who."
Bette: "That would be Jenny."
Alice: "So everyone here is on the DL, like
us. I hope we see some famous closet cases - it would be fun!"
Alice: "I hope we see Matthew. Or Beyonce,
that would be fun."
Tasha: "Beyonce's not gay, Alice."
Alice: "Oh come on, you don't know. A girl can dream."
Alice: "I hope we see something scandalous, though."