"I think Bev and this makeup artist should totally hook-up."
Jenny & Tina: (together) "That would never happen!"
"What about Nina and Shaun?"
Jenny: "NO. NO! Nobody ever wants to see Nina having sex. No one will ever
go to the film."
Shane: "You...uh, you've got a really nice place."
Mrs. Hasler: "I'm glad you like it."
Shane: "I do."
Denise: (about Bette) "She sounds neurotic."
Tina: Oh. Not in a bad way."
Gina: "Does that mean you'll never get married?"
Abigail: "Gay people aren't allowed to get married, you idiot."
Gina: "I know, but they can still pretend."
Alice: "I just got a text from Shane. She says your boss's house is really
Tina: "Not as big as my boss's ego."
Alice: "No one's ever really committed arson over Shane before. Like, what's
Adele: "I can't believe I'm meeting you."
Jenny: "You are. You've met me."
Max: "How come you wanted to go to film school in Orlando - if you don't
mind me asking."
Jenny: "Because she loves Disney World."
Kit: "You wanted that job, didn't you?"
Max: "As if! (laughing) No, those days are gone."
Jenny: "I'm sorry I'm late."
Tina: (sarcastically) "Yeah, we were all waiting."
Jenny: (sincerely) "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you wait."
Shane: "Do you love him?"
Madison: "Of course I love him, he's my father."
Shane: "I don't mean your father - I mean your fiancÚ."
Helena: "What use am I going to be to a prison gang? Really!"
Helena: "How do you know all this?"
Kit: "I've been places, okay? Shit, have I."
Shane: "Do you see anybody here you like?"
Tina: "Are you kidding me? This has got to be the straightest wedding on
earth. No lesbian's ever going to get laid here."
Jenny: "Guess what! Willie loves you. He said the girls can't stop talking
about how you did them."
Jenny: (after taking a bite of cake) "I don't like that."
Tina: "If you see Shane, tell her I left."
Adele: (to Tina's back) "But I don't know your name."
Phyllis: "I don't know what to do. I already broke up with her."
Bette: "Do it again, Phyllis. Some lesbians you have to break up with more
Jenny: "Oh my God, I am so excited! Yea! Careful about the dress."
Mrs Hasley: "Drink?"
Shane: "Yeah, I think I'd better."